Need a band bame...? Part II

This list will be relegated to the ever (seemingly) popular trend of oxymoronic band names out there...what does it say about these tortured artists who feel compelled to razzledazzle us with these genius names? I have no idea but it's funny nonetheless...

Lonely Crowds
TerraFirma Pilots
The Open Arcane
Whispered Screams
BeautyScars
Mystifying Clarity
Divergent Convergence
Dull Charismatics
The Radiant Darkness
Purely Tainted
Turbo Tortoise
Smooth Dissonance
Young Geezers
Solitary Union
The Thoroughly Incomplete
Sleepy Speedfreak
Oceans of Sand
DJ Lawrence Welk
Quiet Cacophony
Flowers and Razorwire
Stubby Giants
Professional Slacker
Serious Jokers

Need a band name? Here you go...!!!

Are you an angst-ridden Emo playing 5 chords in mom & dad's garage? A leather-clad 80's glam or hairmetal throwback? An undiscovered indie genius? Need a band name to set you apart? To stress the "Random" in my blog name, I offer these suggestions at no additional charge:

Broken Window Theory
Throwdowntown
Busted Mutts
Chaos Ballet
Flinching Stoics
Altitude
Caper Chase
A Great Divide
Entrenched
The 39 Steps
Thirsty Jerks
Exponential
Vast Limitations
Fringe Element
Legendary Nobodies
Arrogant Me
ToneDef
Fireside Mantra
The Dazzingly Swift
Largesse
Nod-Offs
Hipster Grips
Spackled
Contingency 6
Dubious Intent